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Name: Joe Nick: SingleGuy_PA Email: joseph608@live.com ICQ: Web Page URL: Birthdate: 1962 Marital Status: Single On IRC To: Flirt Outrageously Flirt Status: Sit On My Lap & We'll Talk Meet IRC people in RL: Yes Occupation: Awaiting Stimulus, Twiddling Thumbs Hobbies: Hunting, Fishing, Boating, Motocross, Poop Scooping Military: US Marines City: State: PA Country: USA Comments: I come to 40Plus to share a laff, or, shed a tear...I hope I have a chance to make you smile. LadyH forced me to do this, PoOh and Bricki held me down, JCH just laffed from his sandbox, GrapeApe was gonna run me over with his car but it wouldn't start. Lars flew in from Sveden to shoot me but his baggage was lost in transit. He sent Copper to investigate, he found a Cornflake and closed the case. Awidow tried to help me but Donna sicked her dogs on me (I was at the mercy of a dog named Lucy and a Canadian woman that couldn't type a typo free sentence to save MY life.) Then this chick named Margie stabbed me repeatedly with knitting needles..I was like WTH? Then I was surrounded and grilled by Sherene, Wyld, Mocca, Liz, a couple of Julies...You would think people with names like OceanAngel, OneSweetAngel, Whispered Caress & Sweet Sicily would be there to help a guy out! Well if you need to know their shoe sizes just let me know! I even met the TOOTHfairy, you want the TOOTH? Believe me, you can't handle the TOOTH! I CANT WAIT TILL MY 2ND DAY IN 40PLUS! Whats next? A Babs, a Linda with a Belle, oh and get this.....a guy that thinks he's a Hog, weeeeeeeeeeeee. God help us all! I'm Barak Obama and I made this all up, and I endorsed it too! (I also apologise to anyone I missed, my teleprompter only holds so much info!) but as President, I will keep working for change...I Promise to change what I say "Daily". Just tell me what you want to hear so I know what to say!! I hope this put a smile on someones face...all smiles are dedicated to DJ_Amanda...GodSpeed |
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